Wierd products
Nov. 16th, 2025 01:38 pmSo today's Oglaf had a "header" graphic about vagina polish. Silly yes?
Anyway
fayanora and I were joking around and I remembered a fake ad video from years back, It was essentially a Bedazzler for your crotch. I thought the names "Clitter" and on a whim, I googled it.
Much to my surprise an actual product came up.
https://www.fizzinbathbombs.com/products/adults-clittercapsules
warning, while not explictly adult, probably NSFW in many places.
Basically capsules of shimmery "glitter" lube to be inserted before sex. Definitely a WTF moment.
Frankly the best use I could think of was as a special effect for an R-rated horror movie involving some sort of alien VD...
"Yup son, you got the Rigellian crotch rot. Looks like we'll have to amputate"
Anyway
Much to my surprise an actual product came up.
https://www.fizzinbathbombs.com/products/adults-clittercapsules
warning, while not explictly adult, probably NSFW in many places.
Basically capsules of shimmery "glitter" lube to be inserted before sex. Definitely a WTF moment.
Frankly the best use I could think of was as a special effect for an R-rated horror movie involving some sort of alien VD...
"Yup son, you got the Rigellian crotch rot. Looks like we'll have to amputate"